We didn’t have any sugar in the kitchen at work so I grabbed a packet of splenda. 

I put it in my tea and it turned into foam

What the fuck is this shit

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Living by yourself

*cooks food*

*eats it*

"Mmm… This was a really good idea!"

"mmhmm!"

I miss my dad a lot because he’s not really an internet person. Everyone else I get to talk to pretty regularly, but the most I talk to Dad is when he’s in the background while I’m skyping with Mom. (Usually he’ll come say hi and then get distracted and go do something else.)

So I’m listening to The Guess Who because they remind me of him. They were the first band that my dad liked that I didn’t think were terrible, and lead to my realising that my dad has really good taste in music. 

I just saw him like a couple of weeks ago when my parents came to visit and I already can’t wait to go back to Canada. 

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itwillnotprotectyou:

NECTARINE RELUCTANT

itwillnotprotectyou:

NECTARINE RELUCTANT

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guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face


No, this is a Sim Diamond.

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

No, this is a Sim Diamond.

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rewatchingpokemon:

model trainers

someone call PETA

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jakface:

Ah yes, I just love it when my comics get 16k+ notes completely unsourced.

In case you guys didn’t know, I did this ridiculous travesty of an APH comic! :D (And maybe you guys can help spread that fact, even though the first 17k people who reblogged it have no clue. *sigh*)

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silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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sophthesylph:

amazinginterior:

New Post has been published on http://www.amazinginteriordesign.com/make-cute-sock-dragon-kids/

Make This Cute Sock Dragon for Your Kids

Images via:  craft passion 
To make this sock dragon you will require two pairs of socks. The first will be in a single color like the orange pair above and the second will be striped. Take the first colored sock and place it over the striped sock in the way shown. Mark it as explained in the photo. Also mark a line on the striped sock. Draw the spikes and wings on the striped socks leaving the part to be used for belly. Then draw the arms and feet on the second colored sock using  this template. 
 Sew the striped piece for belly to the body. Sew the body, spikes, arms, feet and wings leaving a bit opened to make them inside out. Then bring all the pieces inside out and stuff them. Detail the face of the dragon.
 Also sew the spikes to it. Sew yellow patches to the feet and attach the wings. Also make a tongue with red felt and attach that too.
 A cute sock dragon is ready for your kids. If you want further details view the comprehensive tutorial at  Craft Passion.


For my kids? More like FOR ME. I need this dragon in my life.


DUDE I wanna make one for Eva!!

sophthesylph:

amazinginterior:

New Post has been published on http://www.amazinginteriordesign.com/make-cute-sock-dragon-kids/

Make This Cute Sock Dragon for Your Kids

a

Images via: craft passion

To make this sock dragon you will require two pairs of socks. The first will be in a single color like the orange pair above and the second will be striped. Take the first colored sock and place it over the striped sock in the way shown. Mark it as explained in the photo. Also mark a line on the striped sock. Draw the spikes and wings on the striped socks leaving the part to be used for belly. Then draw the arms and feet on the second colored sock using this template.

b
Sew the striped piece for belly to the body. Sew the body, spikes, arms, feet and wings leaving a bit opened to make them inside out. Then bring all the pieces inside out and stuff them. Detail the face of the dragon.

c
Also sew the spikes to it. Sew yellow patches to the feet and attach the wings. Also make a tongue with red felt and attach that too.

d
A cute sock dragon is ready for your kids. If you want further details view the comprehensive tutorial at Craft Passion.

For my kids? More like FOR ME. I need this dragon in my life.

DUDE I wanna make one for Eva!!

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ostensibly-shiny:

daily-superheroes:

Guys, it’s not blue. :(http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

It may not be blue, but its closer to the comics than anything we’ve ever gotten on film.

What is that guy in the background doing?

ostensibly-shiny:

daily-superheroes:

Guys, it’s not blue. :(
http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

It may not be blue, but its closer to the comics than anything we’ve ever gotten on film.

What is that guy in the background doing?

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ad-pt:

Cloudless UK & Ireland - One of the rarest things you will see

ad-pt:

Cloudless UK & Ireland - One of the rarest things you will see

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Man, what a fuckin awesome night

Cons: did not make out with anybody

Pros: did not make out with anybody I work with

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